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- I’m afraid of the calendar. Its days are numbered.
- I thought the dryer was what made my clothes shrink, but it was clearly the fridge the whole time.
- Dear Mathematics, I hope you will grow up and solve your problems on your own.
- The ocean says to the shore, always wave.
- I heard one wall say to the other, I’ll meet you at the corner.
- I asked my cat what’s two minus two. she said nothing.
- Where do boats go when they’re sick?” “To the boat doc.
- Don’t trust stairs, they are always trying to reach something.
- The bike could not stand on its own, It was two tired.
- Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I’m not going to spread it!
- What did one hat say to the other?” “Stay here! I’m going on ahead
- When lemon answers the phone it says: “Yellow!”
- What kind of car does an egg drive?” “A yolkswagen.
- Mom, can you put the cat out?” “really I didn’t know it was on fire.
- How do you make 7 even?” “Take away the s.
- What happens when a snowman gets angry? A meltdown
- I have a joke about chemistry, but I don’t think it will get a reaction.
- What is the name of the cheese that is not yours? Nacho cheese.
- What country’s capital is growing the fastest? Ireland. Every day it’s Dublin.
- I have a good joke about construction, just still working on it.
- I got a neck brace, so I can’t look back.
- What do we get from a pampered goat? Spoiled milk.
- You are so good at sleeping, you sleep with your eyes closed
- I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you guys didn’t like it.
- What do you call a fake noodle?” “An impasta.
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- How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience.
- Why did the girl bring a ladder to school? Because she wanted to go to high school.
- What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador.
- Where do you find an elephant? In the same place you left it.
- What do you call two birds in love? Tweethearts
- How are artificial teeth like stars? she goes out at night.
- What building in your city has the most stories? The public library.
- What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.
- What is a computer’s favorite snack? Computer chips.
- What did one volcano say to the other volcano? I lava you.
- How do we know that the ocean is friendly? It waves.
- What is a tornado’s favorite game to play? It’s Twister.
- How do you talk to a giant? Using big words.
- what is the thing that falls in winter but never gets hurt? Snow.
- Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.
- Why was the baby strawberry crying? Because her dad and mom were in a jam.
- What did the little corn say to the mama corn? Where is pop corn?
- How do we make a lemon drop? Just let it fall.
- What did the limestone say to the geologist? Don’t take me for granite.
- What kind of water can’t freeze? Hot water.
- What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping? A dino-snore.
- Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert? Because she was stuffed.
- What has ears but cannot hear? A cornfield.
- What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells.
- When you look for something, why is it always in the last place you look? Because when you find it, you stop looking.
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- What is brown, hairy and wears sunglasses? A coconut when it is on vacation.
- What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday? Hoppy Birthday.
- What’s the one thing we get every year on our birthday? A year older.
- Why do we always put candles on top of cakes? Because it is difficult to light it from below.
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What does cake and baseball teams have in common? Both need a good
batter
. - What increases but does not decrease? the age.
- What does every birthday end with? The letter Y.
- Why did the little boy hit his birthday cake with a hammer? It was a pound cake.
- Your mom is so young, is her best friend an ant.
- .Your mother is so young, would you drown in a glass of water.
- You are so old, is your memory in black and white.
- Why is number six afraid of seven? Because seven eight nine.
- Why do we find the equal sign so modest? Because he was no less than or greater than anyone else.
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How do I feel warm in any room?
Turning to the
corner
, it’s always 90 degrees.
- Why does no one talk to circles? Because there’s no point.
- Why was the math book angry? Because it had too many problems.
- Why don’t elephants eat gum? They even eat, but not in public.
- Once a software engineer married and had two daughters, he named one of them log in and the other log out.
- Once a husband wanted to surprise his wife on their wedding anniversary, he divorced her.
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Once a man found a plaque with the words “No standing” written on it, and he sat down.
- There are two weeds walking next to a water tank. One of them fell into the tank, so the second one waited for him at the tap.
- Drunk, the police patrol stopped him. They told him: Why didn’t you tie your belt? He said: I don’t even wear pants.
- What is the name of the cow that has no milk? Udder failure.
- Why do fish live in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze.
- Where do polar bears vote? The North Poll
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- What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time.
- What happens when a strawberry gets run over crossing the street? Traffic jam.
- What do we call a pony with a sore throat? A little hoarse.
- When I try to eat healthy, a chocolate bar looks at me and Snickers.
- What do cloud wear? Thunderwear.
- What fruit do scarecrows love the most? Straw-berries.
- Why are cats good at video games? Because they have nine lives.
- .Are black cats bad luck? Sure, if you’re a mouse.
- Where do math teachers go on vacation? Times Square.
- What’s a robot’s favorite snack?” “Computer chips.”
- What do we call a hot dog on wheels? Fast food!
- I could tell a joke about pizza, but it’s a little cheesy.
- What’s big, scary and has three wheels? A monster on a tricycle.
- Can February March? No, but April May!
- What is a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange.
- Why are elevator jokes so classic and good? They work on many levels.
- What’s a cat’s favorite magazine? A cat-alogue.
- Where do young trees go to learn? Elementree school
- Why did the turkey cross the road twice? To show he wasn’t a chicken.
- What did the tea report to the police? A mugging.
- What do birds say on Halloween? Trick or tweet.
- Don’t trust atoms. They make up everything!
- Which state has the most streets? Rhode Island.
- How do ghosts wash their hair? With sham-boo.
- What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of a computer? The space bar.